in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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