ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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