Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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