First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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