Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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