U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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