do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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