ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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