We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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