Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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