the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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