k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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