$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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