It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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