Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
