My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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