More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
should my penis look like a turkey
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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