I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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