Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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