Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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