Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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