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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Nice meating you last night

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  Not a typo

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself

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• (716): View more from New York

  Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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• (619): View more from California

  I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.

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• (707): View more from California

  I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.

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  is that even a sentence?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.

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