I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.