I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night