he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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