Whod you bang
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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