it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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