i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?