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  If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh

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  (206): If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh http://tfl.nu/j9ko
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina

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  (410): no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina http://tfl.nu/z7tk
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  (863): View more from Florida

  you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar

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  (863): you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar http://tfl.nu/o1eu
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  (214): View more from Texas

  herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.

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  ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...

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  (214): herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina. (1-214): ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname... http://tfl.nu/qpb9
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  (818): View more from California

  Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.

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  (818): Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you. http://tfl.nu/btkl
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.

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  (708): So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive. http://tfl.nu/w5b0
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak

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  (847): he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak http://tfl.nu/y31q
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm just crazy horny about you

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  (215): I'm just crazy horny about you http://tfl.nu/n9zt
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  I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.

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  Sounds like a good New Years

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  (204): I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this. (1-204): Sounds like a good New Years http://tfl.nu/ss2q
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  (315): View more from New York

  The second I see you we're shot gunning beers

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  It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning

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  And your point is?

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  Marry me

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  (315): The second I see you we're shot gunning beers (1-315): It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning (315): And your point is? (1-315): Marry me http://tfl.nu/zcdd
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  I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.

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  (206): I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems. http://tfl.nu/rm1a
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.

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  (517): Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil. http://tfl.nu/v2cg
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  (813): View more from Florida

  He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them

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  Tequila 1 marriage 0

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  (813): He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them (386): Tequila 1 marriage 0 http://tfl.nu/qbt7
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  (407): View more from Florida

  I got inside last night via doggy door

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  (407): I got inside last night via doggy door http://tfl.nu/ezui
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  (631): View more from New York

  I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement

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  (631): I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement http://tfl.nu/k8oi
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