In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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