i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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