He uses pillows to masturbate.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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