So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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