idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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