its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize