is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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