i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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