Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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