hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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