I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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