The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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