Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
