Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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