he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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