A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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