The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm both gender and math confused
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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