Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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