I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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