is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
be right there i have to get my cape
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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