That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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