hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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