I wish i was in the wii world.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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