i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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