just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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