Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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