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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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