How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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